- watching an R&C trailer: this looks so cute
- finishing the game: the fuck just happened
oh my fucking god
so i’m reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out
they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”
i can’t stop laughing omg
"Word has made 436 replacements."
"That sounds right."
One of my favourite things about the Good Omens fandom is that we have so many names for the Apocolypse that wasn’t.
- The Little Armageddon that Couldn’t
- and my personal favourite: Abotchalypse
Armageddon, ArmageddoffI’m sure I’ve seen ‘Ragnaright-okay-never-mind’ which is probably my favourite.
Thanks to zagreus-taking-time-apart I know that these are not just geese in the metro Parking lot but actually murder birds
all birds are murder birds at heart
Yes but these murder birds have teeth on their tounges for extra murdering
nah lots of birds have teeth like that
it’s just that geese will use those teeth to make you bleed, most birds won’t. they’ll use something bigger and sharper, like their giant hooked feet or their flesh ripping beaks. so be comforted.
HOLY SHIT ALL BIRDS ARE MURDER BIRDS YOU WERE RIGHT