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1:01am September 17, 2014
filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

filthy-hippie-vibes:

congenitaldisease:

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. SERIOUS.

3:27pm September 16, 2014
Anonymous asked: robot friend does not agree. 'failure' is inability to fulfill directive. human has no programmed directive. human evolutionary directive is to live. you are alive. everything else is bonus.

roboticdreams:

I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you

3:21am September 16, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen.

There comes a time in your life when you discover things are not as you think they are. Your warm, fuzzy lies are stripped away till only cold truth remains.

Today, I discovered my parents are arseholes.

Earlier, they had received from friends a bottle of homebrewed  Bourbon, by all accounts, pretty good stuff. Not being much of a drinker, I curiously inquired as to what Bourbon tasted like.

I missed the evil gleam in Dads eyes as he reached for the bottle and poured me a drop.

Smelling it told me little. It just smelled like ethanol, nothing special. It only revealed itself to be a trap when I took a cautious sip.

Dear readers, Bourbon tastes like pain. I have no idea as to the brewing process, but I can only assume its made by pinching babies till they cry then distilling them down into liquid misery.

Mere nanoseconds after sipping this vile concoction, a bear trap made of fire snapped shut on my tongue. My brain literally shut off. All I knew at that point was pain. Whimpering, panting and drooling, I staggered back and forth across the kitchen, trying to muster brain cells together to get water. Mum and Dads cruel giggles echoed in my ears as I finally fumbled a glass of water to my mouth. 

As the taste of liquid despair slowly ebbed I turned shakily. And saw Dad mockingly toasting me with the rest of the Bourbon, before sculling it right back down…

12:49am September 16, 2014

If you ever feel like you make mistakes a lot just remember that one time there was a famous race horse named Potatoes whose owner wanted its name painted on a feed bin and the stable-hand wrote "Potoooooooo" (Pot-8-O’s)

10:34pm September 15, 2014
bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain


wake me up when septermeber ends

bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain

lmao

wake me up when septermeber ends

6:13pm September 15, 2014
suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

3:45pm September 15, 2014

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

3:44pm September 15, 2014

khaoskomix:

http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/03-captain-sashay/

Captain Sashay doesn’t need your mer-binary.

Finally got another one of these out! Took a long while designing this character and making them consistent through all the panels.

Which monster should come next? 

http://vote.pollcode.com/71293375

2:12am September 15, 2014
Anonymous asked: see whenever i see "sexual organ" i think of a pipe-organ but the pipes are penis shaped

electricdoc:

all songs played in d major

3:37pm September 14, 2014

veleste:

mallosoar:

veleste:

the-eighth-colour-octarine:

spaceoodity:

spacerelish:

Vimes takes up recreational rock climbing

Sam Climbs

Vimes takes up writing poetry

Sam Rhymes

Vimes rings the bells

Sam Chimes

Vimes takes up citrus growing.

Sam Limes.

Vimes takes up performance art

Sam Mimes

*disapproving Vetinari noises*