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5:21am April 20, 2014

flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

2:11am April 20, 2014
alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree andwoah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

#Macbeth fandom takes a post

alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree and

woah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

2:07am April 20, 2014
otakingcorey:

lilbijou:

I WANT THIS AS A BUMPER STICKER

Seriously, I little girl came up to me at work (where I proudly display my brony swag) and began telling me about her two mlp ponies that she made (they were non-alicorn princesses). Her parents thanked me for listening and encouraging her. They said she felt more mature knowing an adult liked the show too.
I am shitting over everything that little girl loves apparently.

While it may be true that some bronies are like you and just watch and enjoy the show, the sad fact is that that little girl can’t google image search My little Ponies even with safe search on because of all the porn posted there by the other bronies. Yes, some are harmless, but enough of them aren’t that it warrants the above statement, in the same way that not every man is a rapist but enough of them are to ensure I can never go out alone at night…

otakingcorey:

lilbijou:

I WANT THIS AS A BUMPER STICKER

Seriously, I little girl came up to me at work (where I proudly display my brony swag) and began telling me about her two mlp ponies that she made (they were non-alicorn princesses). Her parents thanked me for listening and encouraging her. They said she felt more mature knowing an adult liked the show too.

I am shitting over everything that little girl loves apparently.

While it may be true that some bronies are like you and just watch and enjoy the show, the sad fact is that that little girl can’t google image search My little Ponies even with safe search on because of all the porn posted there by the other bronies. Yes, some are harmless, but enough of them aren’t that it warrants the above statement, in the same way that not every man is a rapist but enough of them are to ensure I can never go out alone at night…

12:09am April 20, 2014

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

11:15pm April 19, 2014

 I hate my artwork, but I think that's ok

kisskicker:

I am a Pretty Good Artist. I have worked professionally since 2006. I have worked on properties like G.I. Joe, My Little Pony, Transformers, and a host of others. You can see my work everywhere, from toy packages to comic books to DVD covers. I currently work for MinoMonsters,…

10:50pm April 19, 2014

beingliberal:

Senator Ted Cruz asked - 60,000 people answeredI bet that the Social Media manager of Senator Ted Cruz FB page is now fighting the urge to delete this “Quick Poll” … The damage can’t be undone - the best collection of pro-Obamacare comments online!

I kept trying to click the “see mores” then feeling stupid…

5:37pm April 19, 2014
boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

5:29pm April 19, 2014
adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

5:25pm April 19, 2014

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

5:21pm April 19, 2014

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER