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1:36am September 1, 2014

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

1:30am September 1, 2014
kellbellsparkles asked: i'll say. real thirsty for soup, that's for sure. XD

:/

1:27am September 1, 2014
kellbellsparkles asked: Chicken soup is rather tasty. :) / So you're on this dating website hoping to meet somebody?

Just make friends. But yeah this guy seems too desperate.

1:21am September 1, 2014
kellbellsparkles asked: XD What a weird question indeed. Did you answer?

I got confused and just said chicken. This guy loses points right off the bat.

1:15am September 1, 2014

Someone messaged me on OKcupid asking me what kind of soup i’d be if i was a soup…

what

9:45pm August 31, 2014
vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

8:11pm August 31, 2014

roachpatrol:

bankuei:

everything-creative:

A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.

Man.  I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s Orders are sealed USBs and you pull one out and everyone fucking kneels when it gets busted open…

5:42am August 31, 2014
4:42am August 31, 2014

The new Doctor who music is an abomination…

2:09am August 31, 2014

kellbellsparkles:

Holy hell. I learned from Vio that this was the game that nearly brought down the gaming industry over 30 years ago and from the video, it was buried in New Mexico or in a landfill somewhere. Just wow, man. 

The game.

The myth.

The legend.