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6:02pm September 30, 2014

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

5:23pm September 30, 2014

ladyhistory:

snowingphoenix:

you sarcastic little shits

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

5:16pm September 30, 2014

out-there-on-the-maroon:

mayqueen517:

hobbitingaround:

I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last

OH MY GOD

It’s gonna be the best Folk Metal band tour of the year!

6:52pm September 29, 2014
  • watching an R&C trailer: this looks so cute
  • finishing the game: the fuck just happened
5:49pm September 29, 2014

arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."

5:46pm September 29, 2014

thesylverlining:

northernpansy:

reiish:

tigersinlondon:

One of my favourite things about the Good Omens fandom is that we have so many names for the Apocolypse that wasn’t.

  • Armageddon’t
  • Armageddidn’t
  • Almostageddon
  • The Little Armageddon that Couldn’t
  • and my personal favourite: Abotchalypse

Armageddon, Armageddoff

I’m sure I’ve seen ‘Ragnaright-okay-never-mind’ which is probably my favourite.

Armageddonnotrightnow

2:19am September 29, 2014
flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

3:49pm September 28, 2014

seiya234:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

seiya234:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

seiya234:

Thanks to zagreus-taking-time-apart I know that these are not just geese in the metro Parking lot but actually murder birds

all birds are murder birds at heart

Yes but these murder birds have teeth on their tounges for extra murdering

nah lots of birds have teeth like that

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it’s just that geese will use those teeth to make you bleed, most birds won’t. they’ll use something bigger and sharper, like their giant hooked feet or their flesh ripping beaks. so be comforted.

HOLY SHIT ALL BIRDS ARE MURDER BIRDS YOU WERE RIGHT

3:46pm September 28, 2014
6:51pm September 27, 2014

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME